Drink More: Funny Mother's Day Card

Children are always up to something. Sometimes they are bad, sometimes they are really bad, but every once in a blue moon, they are surprisingly not terrible. No matter what, children remain a mother's inspiration - even if that inspiration is to hit the bottle a bit. A mother puts her family first 364 days a year, and that's why we put our mothers first on Mother's Day.

Written by Ephemera, this card captures exactly how kids can be the reason Mommy drinks. Look at 'em, the adorable little whelps. Never mind how 20 minutes ago they were kicking each other over who got to eat the last Go-Gurt in the fridge, and how yesterday they used Sharpie markers to decorate the cat's face with cartoon eyelashes. This card carries a heartwarming truth bomb for people who want to show a unique, irreverent sentiment to their moms on Mother's Day.