This dad has a brilliant point. Fatherhood has a way of making time fly, then one day we look down and can't see our own feet. Inside is a message for your dad to keep doing what makes him happy. That probably means plenty of pizza and beer.
This hilarious Father's Day Card is drawn by Tony Lopes, the genius behind "Insanity Streak." Its brilliant take on the evolution of humanity is something we all wonder about. If you insist on being a terrible child this year to one of your parents, make sure it's Dad you hassle about weight with this Father's Day greetings. You'd never call your mom fat, would you? Yeah, we didn't think so.