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Rice Cakes: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 1587
Cover Reads:
Rice Cakes?! I Guess Somebody Only Wants Educational Toys This Year!
Inside Reads:
Screw The Diet And Have A Merry Christmas.
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Everyone knows that if you want the good stuff for Christmas, you have to give Santa cookies and a glass of milk. There’s no faster way to go from nice to naughty.

This funny Christmas card is available from the hilarious mind of cartoonist Randall McIlwaine. Because Christmas is the season for indulging, this funny Santa Christmas card will get plenty of laughter from friends and family who are having a hard time resisting all the sweet treats to be found during Christmas.

Order your own Healthy Snack for Santa Christmas card from NobleWorksCards.com today. We offer free shipping so that you have more money for sweets, and our bulk discounts get bigger the more you order. Available in either regular or jumbo sizes, this card makes the perfect gift to accompany that batch of cookies you made.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Rice Cakes
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2009
UPC:
745469015874
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Rice cakes Card   $4.99
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Jim
Aurora, COL
Good card
July 11, 2019
Always great service from these guys.
Pros
  • Great way to get cards for everything
Cons
  • none
By Martha
Framingham, MA
Appropriate, or not
December 20, 2018
This was the perfectly appropriate Christmas card for my sister who is ALWAYS on a diet.
Pros
  • Appropriate and funny for people who know they are dieting.
Cons
  • The front of the card is appropriate and funny for relatives who have children, but the verbiage inside isn't. But the 'pro' outweighs this 'con'.