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Rich Husband: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1600
Cover Reads:
I Want Bigger Tits, A Smaller Nose, A Firmer Ass, Thinner Thighs - And A Rich Husband Who's Dumber Than A Shoe And Hung Like A Horse.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas. Dreams Can Come True!
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If Santa can give you anything you want, why not ask for it all? Send your friends this Christmas card this year and you can be sure they'll get a laugh. Then watch to see if they run down to the mall and kick the kiddies out of the line to sit on Santa's lap and ask for a few unconventional gifts themselves. After all, you may just plant an idea, and it can't hurt to ask, right?

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Rich Husband
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2004
UPC:
745469016000
Availability:
In Stock
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