Perfect Ginger Man: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

The card is titled "The Perfect Gingerbread Man" but where's the Gingerbread Man at? Oh, you already ate him. That sounds about right, the perfect Gingerbread Man is indeed in your belly already. Send a funny Christmas greeting card this holiday, a card even the Debbie downer in the friend circle can't help but chuckle at. All our cards are printed on high-quality, eco-friendly recycled material right here in the United States. You wouldn't eat a Gingerbread Man made in China, so why would you buy a greeting card from China?