Wedding Cake: Funny Anniversary Greeting Card

You know he'll probably get there someday, but no bride wants to think about the lazy bum parked in front of the television that her future husband is going to turn into! This funny anniversary card shows the realities of marriage all too well, featuring a cake topper that portrays the happy couple's future in a much more realistic light. Give her this card to show her how much you appreciate her dealing with your unattractive descent into old age, or give it to him to show him an accurate picture of the old geezer he's becoming.