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Grant Me the Vodka: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 4157K
Cover Reads:
God, Grant Me The Vodka To Accept The Things I Cannot Change
Inside Reads:
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Some people find the Serenity Prayer useful to sanely navigate through their everyday lives. A lot more people find a stiff vodka drink a lot more helpful. If your friend is more the latter, then this hilariously irreverent card is an excellent gift. Light-hearted, colorful, and a little twisted, this funny card will help ensure your good friend is drenched in vodka sour, instead of just sour.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Grant Me the Vodka
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
June 30, 2014
UPC:
745469241570
Availability:
In Stock
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