Bad Martini: Funny Blank Greeting Card - Dog

Is the man drunk and talking to his martini glass or is the dog-tender's name actually Martini? This all purposes greeting card is great, with plenty of blank space on the inside to personalize a message unique to your friends occasion. Send a card your friend can't forget, and rest assured every card that leaves our greeting card shop was printed in the United States on high quality recycled paper. No trees were chopped down to make that martini, why should we chop a tree down to make a greeting card?