Few Sheets: Funny Blank Card

There's an old, hilarious saying in the Egyptian archeology field: "when you gotta go, you gotta go with the nearest toilet paper on hand." As comically illustrated and hysterically worded, for amusing proof, on the humorous, historically accurate, bathroom joke All Occasions card available here for your happy usage. Any of your friends, relatives or coworkers, male or female or mummified, will get a good laugh out of this washroom wound and bound, tomb raiding and wiping Blank greeting, employed for any reason you choose.