Snowman Sneeze: Funny Blank Card

What's funnier than a sneezing snowman joke that ends in snow-manslaughter? Nothing, that's what. This drop dead funny Snowman Card is a perfect gift for friends, family and co-workers. The great part about this snowman joke is its ambiguity. Did he really just sneeze? Or is there something more sinister brewing? This hilarious snowman card allows the recipient to be the judge. His dead, coal eyes do seem a little insincere. And what kind of snowman sneezes? Did he catch a cold? Seems a little suspicious. Cold weather cheer in the form of a homicidal snowman joke definitely has its place during the winter. They don't call him 'Frosty' for nothing.