Wow! What an ungrateful little blonde rug rat! Stunned parents look and listen in shock as their tyrannical offspring in purple pj's mouths off mercilessly about the cute little brown puppy they gave her and which most every kid on the block would be happy to get. Well, you can't please everyone come Xmastime. But you "can" give the gift of certain seasonal laughter wreathed and treed up in festive red and green and foul-mouthedness when you send out this hysterical naughty child and nice doggie Yuletide missive of mirth to one and all on your Noel card list who either have ultra-demanding kids of their own or a profane sense of humor.