Merry Fucking Christmas Balls: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

I’m not sure what your Christmas looks like, but mine sure doesn’t look like a Norman Rockwell painting. There are no Christmas tree-shaped cake pans, cookie mixes, peppermint bark and fucking good cheer. Instead, there are lots of empty beer cans, bickering malcontented family members beating the crap out of each other and a bunch of asshole kids who bitch about what Santa Claus didn’t bring them.

So, yeah. MFC, or Merry Fucking Christmas to you and yours. And Season’s Greetings and All That Shit. This card features some cheap-ass red, green and blue ornaments that say, “Merry Fucking Christmas.” Because, fucking why not? ‘Tis the season. Celebrate with some vulgar balls. Send this card to someone who you are just on the verge of not caring two shits about.

NobleWorks also has funny, adult-themed Christmas cards if you’re into that sort of thing.

And these cards are made from recycled paper stock, because I don’t know about you, but I care about the environment: I always recycle my beer cans.