Reason for Naughty List: Funny Christmas Greeting Card for Women

She’s made the naughty list this year and she clearly offers no apologies to you or anyone else in her life. This retro-styled naughty Christmas card is for anyone in your life who is shameless in her pursuit of happiness and couldn’t give two craps about Santa’s Naughty List. At least the other 364 days of the year were a lot of fun. On Christmas, she’ll probably just be drunk on chard, eating petit fours and slathering her baked potato in white truffle oil from Williams-Sonoma, anyway. And good for her, I say.

This funny Christmas card is perfect for any self-assured woman in your life who knows what she's all about. She makes no apologies for who she is, and you'll certainly have no apologies to make for sending out this hilarious holiday card. Our naughty list Christmas card from NobleWorks will put a smile on the face of the recipient and it will be set apart from all of the sleigh ride scenes, snow-dappled forests and Thomas Kinkade-like bullshit.

This card is made from recycled cardstock and is made in the U.S. Because, of course it is.