Blame it on Steve! He blatantly bragged about his supposed niceness to Jolly Saint Nick and the red and white suited fat man died of gut-busting laughter, causing the cessation of Xmas for a season. Thankfully, it's not true. But the hilarious joke "is" truly funny; much like the retro rest of this television set, Santa boots, Yuletide greeting card. So, go ahead and give the gift of good cheer and mirthful merriment this holiday season with this hysterical missive, secure in the knowledge that Noel is on for another year, and you just made it so much more gleeful for some lucky family member, friend or coworker.