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Too Soon: Funny Blank Card

Item #: 8318K
Cover Reads:
If You're Here For The Premature Ejaculations Meeting, You've Come To Soon
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Some people come too soon, others cum too soon. The cleaning lady on this wickedly stickily funny Too Soon Joke Card has you covered coming or cumming, when it comes to shooting out a load of colorful, cheerful greetings. The tissues will come out, but only to dry the laughing eyes of anybody receiving this bustingly hilarious card. Give it NOW!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Too Soon
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
Introduced:
June 1, 2014
UPC:
745469283181
Availability:
In Stock
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