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Touch My Junk: Humor Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 9007K
Cover Reads:
Prostitues, Tsa Agents, Doctors, Require Very Little Training, Get Paid To Touch Your Junk, Make More Per Hour Than You Do All Day, Wear Blue Latex Gloves.
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In the course of your day, who do you allow to touch your junk, other than yourself? Some you pay, and others are actually paid to touch your junk. Bet you haven't thought of that lately. But here's a bright, colorful, touchy-feely, humorous and thought-provoking greeting card that will have them thinking about it. Junk handling, pass it on.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Touch My Junk
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
June 01, 2014
UPC:
745469290073
Availability:
In Stock
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