That's the "last" thing you want to do as Mayor when you have parades of potentially (definitely) intoxicated people out on your streets - give them all the green light! But it's all in good, safe fun and high spirits to happily and hysterically celebrate Saint Patrick's Day - on the humorous St. Patty's Day card available here. All those Irish and wannabe Irish friends, family members and workmates of yours who love to party hearty on March 17th will be further "not" putting the brakes on their frivolity and good times when you gift them this political populism promotion gone wrong St. Patrick's Day joke greeting.