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Suck The Stripes: Hysterical Merry Christmas Printed Card

Item #: C10747XSG
Cover Reads:
She Could Suck The Stripes Off A Candy Cane
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas, sweetie!
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She's classy, sassy and quite the success around Christmastime; with the emphasis on suck sex! Just in time for XXXmas, to arouse, titillate and amuse all those friends, relatives and coworkers of yours who greatly enjoy a picture of a beautiful woman and some risqué words of candy cane innuendo: this humorous, high spirited, gorgeous and garrulous adult naughty Noel card. The Santa capped hot babe imagery and striped sugar treat lip applicator appeal will be a stimulating and sensational hilarious hit with most everyone come the Happy (ending) Holidays!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Suck The Stripes
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
March 15, 2024
UPC:
745469291490
Availability:
In Stock
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By Brad
Houston, TX
I'd Give 10 Stars if Possible
January 14, 2025
Let's face it: we all have a friend who is the one the card is referring to! If you disagree, you are probably that person in your friend group. My female family member who received the card had a guilty glimmer in her eye after reading it, but that discussion was not appropriate for Christmas. We are saving it for Mothers' Day like all good people should!