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Senior Bumper Stickers: Funny All Occasions Blank Greeting Card

Item #: C2649OCB
Cover Reads:
Bumper Stickers for Seniors. When you see my reverse lights Run Like Hell! Yes I'm driving but you can't see me cause I shrunk! if you don't like my drivin' tell it to somebody who can hear! My other car is a motorized scooter. Yes, my blinker is on But I'm not turning. That's Right! I'm driving very sloowwly in the Fast Lane. I completely forgot where I'm Going!
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There's no "middle lane" when it comes to what other angry motorists think about elderly drivers. But tell it to some slow-moving, road-hogging, car-stopping senior citizen who actually cares! That's the funny message spelled out in hilarious bumper stickers on this colorfully humorous All Occasions card. The garrulous, geared-down greeting is perfect for wishing an oldster a Happy Retirement or Birthday, or for any other reason you choose to wheel out some laughs to somebody special.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Senior Bumper Stickers
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Mike Shiell
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
March 31, 2022
UPC:
745469268430
Availability:
In Stock
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