Ho Ho Hammered: Funny Merry Christmas Card for Women

Some people can't wait for the holidays to start; while others - like the classy, well-dressed and built brunette on this green-backed greeting card - can't wait to use the holidays as an excuse to get hammered. Here is the perfect, seasonally colored, sassily worded card for all those on your Xmas list who are raging alcoholics and/or love a good saucy joke and plenty of well-stocked good cheer. Pour it on out, and help your family, friends and colleagues imbibe in the bubbly Yuletide happiness.