Santa Garlic Breath: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

If you're going to play a mall Santa, you've got to be well-dressed for the part, good with children, and most important of all: have no liquor, onion or garlic on your breath that will put off the little lap-sitting kiddies when you make with the seasonal Ho, Ho, Ho's. The costumed Claus on this bright, funny Yuletide card obviously forgot the rules for playing his jolly role, because he forgot to check his breath beforehand. The little girl in the purple, daisy-flowered dress perched on Saint Nick's knee isn't laughing at his blatant bad breath; but anyone wafted this Xmas-decorated, red-bordered, hilarious card will be gasping with good, clean, sweet-smelling cheer.