John Callahan's Gondola Butts: Funny All Occasions Blank Greeting Card

Some tourists make asses of themselves overseas. While some tourist destinations display their asses for the amusement of visitors. Such is the case displayed on this hilarious, twin hilled, greeting destination card, where a gondola guide belts out a cheeky tune while poling on down a stinky blue river. Cartoon illustrated in bright, bold blue, purple, green, yellow, pink, gray and flesh-tone, this happy, humped card will float anyone's boat with gluteus great globes of good cheer and goodwill, fart sure!