Real Housewives of North Pole: Funny Merry Christmas Card

Santaland gets the sexy reality TV treatment on this hilarious Happy Holidays card. The gorgeous Arctic foxes are dressed in their sleek, skimpy blue, gray, green and purple dresses, dolled up to the sultry max with their fake breasts and botox injections locked into place; while dowdy old Mrs. Claus is right in there, as well, holding her own in good cheer and with goodwill clothed in her usual red and white fuzzy, frumpy dress and cap. Celebrate the 'true' commercial spirit of Xmas - competition for cash, lavish gifts and praise - by picking this smiling, sassy, back-stabbing and biting card as the one winner to send out during the Yuletide.