Friendly Garden Gnomes: Stylish Retirement Card

Gnome doubt about it, you've got a great colleague/co-worker - so why not send them a gnome-centric Retirement card on their big special leave-work day? Like this cute, clever, colorful, pint-sized ornament enhanced congratulatory card. A green clad, white bearded, pointy hatted gnome holds up what may or may not be a pair of sparkling, magic mushrooms, as he makes with the touching, funny, punny, best wishes quip. Who, besides crows and cats, doesn't get a laugh out of garden and lawn variety little faux people, especially when they're bearing bright witty good cheer farewell greetings in vivid red and blue.