Greetings to Everyone: Funny Merry Christmas Card

A blue coated, white bearded, red capped and mittened Father Xmas gives a pair of apple-cheeked kiddies a push down the snowy slopes in their gift and tree-laden sled, and then he fires off a salty parting salutation that would have the parka-wearing punks' mother covering their frostbitten ears, if she heard it. Colorful, cheerful, retro, saucy, sassy, profane, irreverent and awash in the glorious joy, spirit and images of the season, this Yuletide greeting has it all. Recommended for ages 5 and up, and those with an adult sense of humor. Perfectly suitable for anyone who could use a good laugh at a stressful time of the year.