Heads Will Roll: Funny Christmas Jumbo Greeting Card
Item #: J1532XSG
Cover Reads:
Rudolph: The Sleigh Would Be A Lot More Fun To Pull If The Driver Didn't Weigh 700Lbs. Prancer, Vixen, Comet And 5 Others Like This. Blitzen: He Weighs Only 700 Pounds? Cupid: Lol! Dasher: Seriously! How About That Practice Run Yesterday? He's All, "I'm Tired Of These Sluggish Take-Offs.' Well, I'm Tired Of Hauling A Hippo! Heads Will Roll.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas! (Thumbs Up)
Occasion: Christmas
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It's not easy being a reindeer, and the snarky comments on these faux Facebook reindeer Christmas cards let those dear little deer really vent. If reindeer could speak or write, this card would express their feelings exactly. For those looking for Merry Christmas cards for Facebook aficionados, these are the perfect yuletide message. Christmas cards from Santa are great, but Christmas cards making fun of the jolly old obese man are even better. These jumbo cards measure 4 3/4" x 6 5/8" and are big in laughs too.
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
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Heads Will Roll
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Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
March 15, 2016
UPC:
745469993769
Availability:
In Stock
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