What says Merry Xmas better than maiming one’s own private parts with a mallet during a post-fondue family game night of holiday charades gone awry? Pretty much everything, but that’s the point. Hilariously naughty giant Yuletide cards are fun for those who have a somewhat more sordidly sick sense of humor. So, go ahead, be massively rude and irreverent, let it all hang out; holidays are supposed to be fun. Be daring! Be bold! Be offensive. Admittedly, the holiday season can make us all want to brutalize ourselves, so you can’t really blame poor Eric here. He’s probably spent week after relentless week being hounded by his kids, his wife, his in-laws and unreasonable societal expectations. We’ve all been where he's at some point in our lives. Not that we’ve gone to such tremendously painful lengths. Send anyone suffering the Christmas crazies this huge, hilarious, epic, risqué and nonsensical naughty card. Friends, family and coworkers will appreciate it more than … well … an unforgettable game of charades that will likely end in therapy for more than a few family and other members.