Permanently retiring from a company or government job is sweet, sometimes F'ing sweet. So, make sure you appropriately recognize and reward that ex-coworker or current friend or family member who's exiting employment for all-time by gifting them any one of the three hilarious, high-spirited, joke Retirement cards you have to choose from in the very humorous variety pack on sale here. The focus is on "not" getting things done on two of the witty and wonderful missives, while a man prepares to make one hell of a profane going-away speech on the third happy and hysterical greeting. You'll make someone's decision to leave the department, worksite, plant or cubicle farm for a life of leisure that much more laughingly satisfying when you give them one of the garrulous gag cards in this sensational selection.