Mom Spit: Humor Mother's Day Jumbo Greeting Card

In your life, you probably have seen thousands of commercials for all types of cleansers and cleaners guaranteed to remove any spot or stain. But really, does anything beat that oldest and most universal cleaning agent known to man and woman? We're talking about Mom's saliva, of course, that effective if embarrassing cleaning solution used to spiff up everything from little boys' and girls' grimy faces to tough cleanup jobs with Formica counters and linoleum floors. The extra-large Mom Spit Cleaner Mother's Day Joke Card pays humorous homage to this age-old cleanser that outperforms all the brand names and costs a heckuva lot less. Huge, hilarious, colorful, and utterly effective for getting the Mother's Day greeting card job done!