Cooking a meal is part following directions and part on-the-fly problem solving. It takes a lot of practice to get good at it. Back in the "good old days," mothers taught their daughters everything they knew about meal prep. Things are different these days, but this retro, vintage, extra large Mother's Day card pairs warm, fuzzy nostalgia with cold, hard truth. Not every mom is going to be Julia Child in the kitchen. This funny, giant Mother's Day card proves that being a good cook isn't synonymous with being a good mom. Besides, it's Mother's Day, and Mom shouldn't be cooking (or tying to cook) anyway. So, give her this fantastic, super sized card and take your mom to a nice restaurant. From the looks of it, eating out is a big win win for everyone.